To be honest, I completely agree with yo, and that part of the argument is baffling. No one tunes into ESPN content to hear about what Trump did, abhorrent or not.

I’m really perplexed as to the point of this article. “Guy who gets paid to do the bidding of the owners occasionally asks the owners what their bidding is.” Pulitzer-worthy shit right here.

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Hear, hear!

I, for one, was chanting Boo-urns.

Motherfucker...if ever there was a useful time to use an overused gif, now is it.

I wrote a 14 page analysis of the masculinity and homosexuality themes in Absalom Absalom in about 8 hours, channeling Faulkner all the way in free-flowing stream of consciousness. Aced it.

Porn is really ruining the Male perspective on how to treat the box.

Go straight to hell, boy.

Conway stuck to her talking point that the president said “originally” in his tweet, meaning that they should go back to the country of their ancestors, and therefore it’s not racist

Nielsen ratings? More like “Nailed son”!

Side bet: $5 on top of that $10 says his browser history demonstrate how he’s “too very interested in homosexual activities.”

Goddayum that’s good sleuthing.

Why hasn’t America gotten on board with fish for breakfast?

Ugh, I knew there was something off...the better joke is probably “got tagged out on a dropped strike 3 because he thought the count was 0-1.” GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THE SPIRIT PLZ!!1!!1

Counter-counterpoint: running backwards and sideways because your shitty offensive line got blown up at the snap is much smarter than running straight ahead into Concussionville to adhere to the principle of “run forward at all costs.”

Or took a called strike three straight down the middle, thinking the count was 0-2.

TL;DR Good sportsmanship is dumb

He doesn’t have a racist bone in his body—technically true, since he’s a more like an amorphous protoplasm of hate.

I think I see what you did there.