Who are you, my mutual fund sales rep?

Wait, Scentbird is a real thing? Fucking hell.

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Alternate headline: “Business Should Not Take Reasonable Steps to Plan for the Future”

In other news, 2 + 2 really can equal 5, if you don’t think about it for very long.

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I go to a smoking bar where ~40% of the bartenders don’t smoke. Sometimes, people just gotta work where they can.

Son of a fuck; I went through the Pendings and everything!

37. Compassionate conservatives

That certainly is a curious phrasing, for several reasons.

It’s almost like this is a bad faith argument, but that can’t be the case.

Ah, I totally missed that detail. Though I had checked the years, but you’re right that they might be gone by the time the picks come to roost. 

Yeah, I can’t really see any other option. They definitely are going to have to eat something in any deal, considering how big Russ’ contract is. It still kind of baffles me that those nebulous picks from playoff teams have much trade-up value, but I guess no one can resist a mystery box. And besides, what if Kawhi…

I was satisfied with my experience, but it had been way, way overhyped for me to hail it as many people have. I’m on your side. It’s fine. Sometimes, things can be fine in the world, even if that doesn’t make for good social media.

The real mark of genius is being able to recognize genius, so don’t sell yourself short.

My assumption is that they created a dummy Twitter for him to use on a burner phone, and someone goes in later to repost his ramblings.

Ask Scott Steiner

Well, those Clippers picks are going to be in the 20s. They can add good supplemental pieces if, as you note, they get incredibly lucky with those picks. The question is, do they bottom out and go for the top pick (OH NOES!!!), or do they keep Russ to maintain a semblance of a “competitive” team, and risk that he…

I will bet everything that I currently own, and all of my future earnings and assets, that the first draft of the Tweet said, “Thank you Robert, one of the good ones!”

I don’t understand why there’s so much hostility toward Jacoby; the world’s top scientists are only now starting to piece together the mystery.