I remember Jimmy Clausen was a Face in the Crowd, and I remember being excited about him at ND and then getting to the pros. Yes, I was and mostly still am a dupe.

You are all the way wrong on this one.

Ooh good pull.

Something something corporate speeches tho’.

It’s all just a ruse to get funding for SPACE FORCE!

That explains Splinter better than most other explanations.

Earth is the Australia of the universe.

So, it won’t exist is what you’re saying?

Echo GreenLED, Classic Arts Showcase is and has always been my shit.

Fair’s fair!

I guess I can get, remotely, why people don’t want to feel “rushed.” But in my opinion (as someone who intensely dislikes eating out anyway, so throw some of that salt over your shoulder for good luck), once the meal is done, my “restaurant experience” is done. Tables need to turn over, other people want to eat at…

Gah, how could I have been so blind?

I thought the same thing, though a bit differently. That the “throne” may be associated with HHH, but it’s more iconic of the WWE brand than anything they could have brought out to signify Vince. (A giant pill bottle, mayhaps?)

On one hand, I guess no rebellion goes without sacrifice. on the other hand, all those tasty milkshakes...

Brown Ale vs the Board of Education

Can I Speak to Your Mango Sour

But where are they going to get the grains?

Pants shitting to own the libs is going to be the next big thing. Like the Brown Shirts, except with pants.

Twice I have tried to close porn windows on my phone during work meetings, and twice I hit the windows/tiles in the wrong place so they opened—once with sound [luckily during the “story” [portion], once with about 30 people sitting behind me with direct “over the shoulder” sightlines.

I typically don’t drink during meals, as I am one of those “segmented meal” weirdos, and I don’t want to wash away any taste for sake of a drink. It isn’t a hard and fast rule, but I typically don’t drink during or until several minutes after I’ve gotten full taste satisfaction from the meal, and especially so if it’s…