The lawsuit itself proves emotional distress (because no one in their right mind would make such a baseless allegation) and defamation of character (because only the jackest of all dumbasses would file such a baseless suit). It’s a pretty airtight case.

That’s why I only do racisms to myself. It’s the perfect crime!

Better late than never, I said to dispute that recommendation for termination.

Oh, damnit, how could I have been so remiss...

Ding fucking ding

Doesn’t this proposal also mean you have to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with strangers on the escalator? Which, ew, no thanks. 

I’ll have my shot and beer AND walk on the escalator, thank you very much.

Between this and the “reject the side hustle” article, I think people are putting too much stock in the concept of “smelling the roses.” I can smell roses just fine at my own pace, and that pace is to keep moving. Because that movement makes me happy, and getting to the place I want to be makes me happy, and…

Don’t be a kink-shamer.

The low stakes of those purported “rewards” is maybe the most pathetic thing of all.

That is awesome, and also fraught with peril.

Huh, so that’s what The D.O.C. stood for. Is Gorsuch funky enough, though?

It’s obviously human music.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I am willing to bet 100 million dollars that 98% of the non-troll complainers also think America is “too PC.”

America seriously need to get some fucking hobbies.

“If...”I would let hem”

You seem to think there is justice in this world. I envy you.

Ah, that does make more sense! I had a minor reprieve of anti-Duke sentiment then, but luckily those times have passed.

And the Sixers are 5-4 in those 9 games. (6-7 overall w/o Embiid on the season.)