“The good news is, we more than likely had a lot more individual donations than he did.”

We’re here, we’re just mostly gray and often talked down, to the point where all I wanna do is make some jokes and get on with my life. Benefit of this site is having news tailored, generally, to my perspective, even if I don’t necessarily agree with every conclusion of the writers, and a generally decent and…

ICYMI: https://splinternews.com/1833382216 

Pretty cool with most players after they’re served a tour with the Sixers, especially those on the Process era teams. So, kinda sad for him, but glad for Jerami Grant and will be for Okafor, if he ever figures out how not to be a net negative on defense.

I mean, I thought so, but look at some of the semantics junkies in my replies and I guess not?

If the Dean Scream wasn’t a rebel yell, then punk means nothing to me anymore.

I’m just impressed they can still smell a rat after cutting off their noses.

Ok.

Minor editing quibble—context is missing in this sentence:

Yep, came down here to post the same rejoinder. Just a great back-and-forth exchange.

Part of me thinks the author just wanted to plug his own punk creds. But I’m trying to be less cynical—by like, at least 3%.

There is no way you can model a presidential campaign off of DIY.

A president with the mind of a Crossfit bro and the physique of a tub of cottage cheese.

Taken out-of-context, that’s a real “Are we not doing ‘phrasing’ anymore?” situation.

He’s like what would happen if J.R. Smith were likable.

Or when you’re hiking over a narrow rock scramble overlooking a sheer drop, halfway to the peak, and your ankle touches the ground as you cling to the wall and watch your life flash before your eyes. Still made it to the top!

If you’re suggesting that Aramark become the “Official Foodstuff-ish/sorta/if you squint...look you don’t really have a choice, just eat it” Provider of the NCAA, I would imagine that the players would rather starve.

As a Sixers fan and Duke hater, it really sucks that I will never have the ability to truly appreciate anything he does.

Good on you not including yourself in the list. Shows real humility. 

Yeah, but in what possible world would that opportunity land in their lap, and if it did, why would they ever squander it?