With his DUI history, it’s probably a foregone conclusion. Here’s hoping it’s only a single-car wreck.

Florida men?

A tie at micropenis.

My friends and I were just talking about how we missed those phones, and how grateful we are that our youthful indiscretions were taking place when it was the hot shit on campus.

So does the doctrine stand for the resellers in this case? If so, what would be more proper terminology of the law?

Calling it “copyright law” might be ambiguous phrasing, but the law applies across the board of IP. A summation I found useful in exploring thanks to your comment is:

“You get paid MILLIONs of dollar to play a GAME I bought a ticket so I’ll touch you anyway I damn well like and you just have to take it!”

Wonder how much the DeAndre Jordan injury had to do with the last two wins. Robinson is proving he deserves his time on the floor. As an unabashed Process Kool-Aid drinker, I think it’s great he has the chance to show out on a shitty team instead of being buried on a better team.

Here’s hoping he soon takes on the title of Emperor Palpitations.

A 3-year-old was heard saying, “Dude, keep your cool.”

Somewhere, Darren Rovell is nodding in approval.

Just going to leave this here for the masses to enjoy.

I’d go with “cheracon,” to which the -resident will probably say something like racist about not being some sort of Squanto, unlike Pocahontas Warren.

Rec’d, but Giannis and Steph would like to have a word.

Oh, the ironing.

Have a friend who prefers burned bacon. Not crispy, burned to black. He’s a doctor who is also freaked out about colon cancer. He’s a weird (but lovable) dude.

The responses about NFL quitting and foie gras were about the most reasonable goddamn takes possible on both subjects. (And religious athletes, too, but to a more judge-y extent [re: “bad or uninteresting person”].)

Anecdotal confirmation: I “quit” (more like paused) my football consumption for 2 years because I had a sports-agnostic ex. Even on Sundays we didn’t spend together, I just didn’t care to follow anymore. I basically cut sports out altogether during that period. Certainly helped that the Eagles were at the end of the…

Struggle is real.

Hell, even in my job as a higher ed propagandist, I often have crises of conscience over how I stretch or elide some truths to “fit the narrative” as directed to address different constituents, and that’s in service of developing educational programs and financial aid fundraising. I honestly don’t know how these…