...this alleged incident didn’t happen and that will be shown down the road.

Exhibit B: https://deadspin.com/kyrie-irving-cant-possibly-be-that-naive-about-how-this-1832794079

I got caught in a crossfire while watching the movie Chicago.

People like DTJ should always be in the grays.

Is this part one of your answer to the game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill: Cancer, AIDS, or Heart Disease”?

Cancer: the ultimate heel.

I wish I were in his orbit enough to deserve more than the sideburn of “you’re a sheep for following free agency gossip.”

Well, now I’m pinked, and not just in name.

I hate being one of those people that reacts to a piece of media without experiencing it myself...

Economic anxiety tends to put a lot of time on your hands. (Half kidding, half for real.)

I like the fact that you asterisk-quoted “hockey” instead of “star.” (No snark/offense intended.)

I was in a pretty good mood on Friday; didn’t feel like going the route of “mean internet guy.” Plenty of others did, though, and I don’t hate that.

“Children have to be able to grow up and make their own political decisions about what they want,”

Already answered (and now I see this is a post from three days ago...the internet has passed me by), but I’d say it’s a less artful way to say “town bicycle.”

Solid point re: contract structuring. It also gives more options for fans to play armchair GM, because the valuations are a lot more static.

Good to know, I’ll definitely make the leap once the S13 is released!

Mentioned in passing, but you might be right that it deserves more emphasis.

Most of this, of course, is just watching how the media covers a thing rather than the thing itself, and as a long-time member of the media, let me tell you that the media is almost always deathly dull as a subject. It’s a tedious festival of solipsism in which people like their facts only in the speculative realm,…

I’m with you, speaking as someone who:

“It certainly wasn’t an easy decision,” Express coach Mike Singletary told the team’s website, possibly explaining why the team is 0-3. “It was really difficult to take [Hackenberg] out.