“But immigrant children in cages are still cool, right?”

Ah, yes, I do remember that; IIRC, said writer’s name could be loosely associated with cow dung.

I am very much all in for the BOBAAAAAAN era. Maybe he and Embiid and get one of those cool celebrity pair portmanteau names, like Joban or Bojo or Embobiid. Maybe they’ll start making viral videos together. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!

Yep, my thoughts exactly. Your WAR summation was perfect; I felt the same thing about Goff last season, so that probably should have tempered my reevaluation of him as a QB. But he seemed to take a step forward this season. The Vikings game in particular, I remember him being just completely on fire.

I’ve been down of Goff for a while, but had to admit I was surprised to see him have the kind of season he did. This performance, though, is almost enough to completely kill that 17 weeks of goodwill I was extending him.

I came back this week, after fleeing the polar vortex to Miami, and I was greeted with the miraculous return of Drew and a resounding Quizo victory. And after a shortened week, I have a comped work trip to NY on my horizon and a relatively slow work month. 

That sequence is the perfect Murphy’s Law explanation video.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=slap+contest+

Seriously; I was at the point where I got the point, and was going to skim-read the rest, but “embalmed-looking juche vendors” compelled me to keep reading.

Done and done.

Yeah, if anything, his wax is only getting more solidified. As in, waxing indignantly, idiotically, and bigotedly.

What is “a lot of shit that’s wrong in society,” Alex?

It also doesn’t help that the “But it’s all fake” crowd downplays legitimate injuries.

What I liked most is the math.

What the fuck? Two of them?

If he had a dollar for every volunteer who would gladly kick him in the nuts, he could build a wall!

Hell, hook me up to a schadenfreude dialysis machine. I will gladly sacrifice a kidney for this exercise.

Probably because that was the intended message: https://thetakeout.com/1832058359

Oh, I know a few grays who will disagree with you entirely.

Well, for that piece of advice, he leads off with “This, if you’re lucky enough to have such flexibility, is the holy grail.”