I don't remember the first time ever but I remember the first time at school (1997 maybe?) when our typing teacher took us to the computer lab and told everyone to go to www.whitehouse.com instead of .gov. She sent two kids to the principal's office before she realized everyone had it up and what she had done. We…

I followed a black smoke belching, jacked-up F250 diesel w/ vertical stacks and 2 nuts dangling on a chain to the supermarket the other day. Yep, I waited 3 minutes after he went in then I keyed that thing up one side then down the other.* +1 for the environment!

Robocop wasn't terrible, wasn't great either. Didn't hold a candle to the arcade version around the same time which, being 10, I assumed I was getting. This was infinitely more upsetting. Arcade Robo could jump and move pretty fast, NES Robo was a slow heavy bastard.

Commercial for Flying Horse Energy Drink? Never heard of it

old, but immediately comes to mind whenever perpetual motion is mentioned.

I believe in Tetraquarks! I believe in Tetraquarks!

On Earth we just call these things "orbs", aka ghosts. So definitely not martians but maybe martian ghosts.

Side view = 2,500 calories. Top View = 313 calories. Also, will the app post my meal to Facebook and Instagram so my friends can see what a glutton I am?

And out in left field is Don. Say "Hello" Don!