#6. If someone made this for me, I'd be thrilled. I had a friend crochet a Snape doll for me one year. I thought it was way cute.

I don't even like Sherlock but that doll is amazing. Stop hatin.

I love, love, love this photo series, and wish there were more.

I honestly don't understand why this is still such a big deal. And I'm not commenting on this article being posted by ladies on Jezebel. Like my guy friends are crazy about it. To the point that it comes up around me a lot. And since they're my friends and I'm not boning them, I don't know what their dicks look like,…

Have you never baked anything pumpkin-related? If I just threw pumpkin pie spices (cinnamon, nutmeg, whateverthefuck) into a plain ol' muffin mix, would it turn out tasting like pumpkin?? No! Really! That's why you have to use actual puree'd pumpkin.

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING IS THE BEST! I will become queen of the post-PSF world, with my pumpkin soup, SF pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin bread, pumpkin cheesecake and pumpkin pies.

NO NO NO. The good thing about pumpkin spice is the obsession lasts a very specific amount of time, and there's no real "creep" (like Christmas!) It starts in mid-September and ends mercifully on Thanksgiving. That's 10 weeks. Our of 52! To enjoy a pumpkin any way you can think of! Better than bacon or cupcakes…

Virgin™. But very excited to read this nonetheless.

Did we forget someone...

A bit off topic, but I think Mod Carousel sounds better than Robin Thicke. I would much rather hear their version on the radio than his. Anyone else with me?

If and when you become a father, you are subject to the rights and responsibilities of having a child under law. FETUS =/= CHILD. Therefore, getting a girl pregnant does not make you a father. Kthxbai.

I declined to try out my new gift, since I shaved my legs two days ago

Real talk, this is the least valid study ever.

-None of them had access to regular dental care.
-The diet Coke user drank 2L daily, which is a bit extreme.
-SAMPLE SIZE OF THREE.

I drink a can of Coke Zero most afternoons, I don't think I'm gonna rot my teeth with just that.