Same!!! I always make my birthday a HUGE deal, but I plan and pay for everything. I gave a toast at my birthday this year to my friends saying “thank you for pretending my birthday is as important to you guys as it is to me!”

Two of my exes are married (not to each other!) and I absolutely gave no fucks. The funny thing is both exes have continued to try to talk to me on facebook, often wanting to get into serious, emotionally cheating territory (one ex has been talking about how he thought he didn’t want kids, but now he does and hiw wife…

The orangey eye makeup makes her look consumptive as hell.

Into it.

Also his white linen suits in high school.

You’re so so wrong. ;) The only thing I like about the remake is Miles Teller.

Nope! He’s my favorite for sure because he’s the only man who doesn’t lie to her. Also his delivery of the line “you’re a bitch.” 5 stars would see again.

This is at an Aloha screening! Tom and Lorenzo said she looks like she has the flu. Her hair is flat as hell, too.

Also, don’t get me started on Blaine’s speech to her at the prom. #prettyinpinkfeelings

THANK YOU. I get irrationally angry when people say she should have chosen Duckie. I’m in the she should have chosen NO ONE because every man in that movie—EVERY SINGLE MAN—is a piece of shit.

I saw (and hated) Vanilla Sky, but then I saw the original, and it seems like Vanilla Sky was almost a frame-by-frame remake??? I didn’t like either, but I don’t get why the Spanish one is considered great by many, while Vanilla Sky is largely considered trash. And Penelope Cruz in the exact same role!

Ya i read a whole string of comments about her name and how it trended 20 years after she was born, so it didn’t make sense. Who the fuck cares?! People can change their names for any damn reason they want. You don’t think she looks like a Caitlyn? NO ONE GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE. I swear, people.

Totally agree. Hey, I sort of want a pair of panties that say “FEMINIST” on the butt, but I don’t think that makes me a better feminist! Such a weird conflation.

Samesies!

I did a complete 180 on Kim Kardashian specifically when I saw the E! special about Caitlyn’s transition and telling her family. When I heard she had kept Caitlyn’s secret for over a decade, I gained an immense respect for her.

Omg fantasy fulfillment. I hope they absolutely torture each other, just like in the book. #truelove

I just watched a behind the scenes thing about how they used a bunch of really, REALLY expensive CGI to do Renesmee and unfortunately, this is how it turned out. :/

I do not remember that, but OMG that sounds like the LAST thing I want to put in my vag! Okay, maybe not the last thing, but def not the first (the first being warm and...not bedazzled).

I always imagined he had a perma-boner since she was always describing him as chiseled marble, etc.

Rita’s makes her look like a catalog model in People Style Watch when they show where you can buy the bathing suit Beyonce is wearing. :|