Well it’s not a REAL degree. They don’t take classes.

Real question: Does this mean that universities will start revoking actual degrees from people? Brown states that they do not condone or accept this behavior and do not want it associated with their school. What about rapists and murderers who aren’t celebrities?

Well...she did ruin it by showing up in track pants and a twinset.

I actually want to wear this myself!

She is definitely someone’s mistress who showed up uninvited with a British accent.

AH the boleros are priceless. My mom just bought her dress, but every store she went to she was like, “NO JACKETS!”

Not just any jar. A jar for your bed.

I think it's Oreos! Bedtime Oreos.

I'm not getting the daisies in mason jars vibe!

Nitrates

I mean of ALL the things that could never really happen on this show, I love how this is the one that’s sticking with you.

She is a pathetic excuse for a human. No woman should work this hard to take away the rights and freedoms of other women. Get out of my vagina.

Aren’t you a joy.

This reminds me of Flat Stanley! Did anyone else read this book as a kid?!

Great thanks! I’ll definitely pick up a bottle at Trader Joe’s next time I’m there.

I assume all travel agents are Soviet spies

Is witch hazel drying? I’ve never used it before.

How do you guys feel about toner? I know it strips my skin (maybe?) but I use the Clinique one for dry skin and I swear it makes me radiant and lovely. And I like the CLEAN feeling. I got a Pixi sample in my Allure Beauty Box that’s alcohol free, but it felt like I was just rubbing soap on my face and not rinsing it…

I grew up nearby with a Cambodian refugee. He, too, was taken in by a nearby Church in the 80s.

I get that. It wasn’t literary genius, but long after I finished reading it I still walk around thinking, “Holy crap what if that was all real?!”