Today was nice. I spent the day with a friend (and former colleague) and we have this really lovely friendship that can seem a bit unconventional at times to others, mainly because of our age difference. I’m 34 and she’s 57. I’m single with no kids and she’s married with three daughters who are all in their early…

Which is great and all, but shouldn’t the director, and the actor hired to do this international exposure, kind of at least acknowledge it?

Good. Fuck this guy.

Mariah can do whatever she wants.

I can never decide if the ones who voted for him because of the bigotry are the bigger assholes or the ones who just couldn’t be bothered to care about bigotry because it didn’t have an immediate impact on their lives are. I’m leaning towards they all deserve to suffer these next 4 years in the same hell they…

It is always good to know your enemy, but we don’t have to give them more publicity.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

I just have this feeling Kate would be really loud, but annoyingly so.

I think Brad might have a drinking problem so his smoothie is probably spiked with vodka.

This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

Picturing Liz Hurley sitting sadly, watching her family eat pizza, while eating a dry piece of toast and a parrot mocking her intermittent moments of joy maybe one of the funniest things I’ve done today.

I am looking forward to almost nothing.

‘Don’t mind me folks, just gathering some nuts for winter...’

These people pushing these laws through, they have a sickness. A real fucking sickness running through them. They are so obsessed. This isn’t about burying and cremation of fetal tissue they believe to be actual babies. This is a “slut punishment.” These people are insane. They are threatened by women who want to…

Can we start boycotting states that discriminate against women now? This is cruel beyond belief. At some fucking point artists and local governments will have to see this is a violation of our human rights.

Living in Texas, I have this locked and loaded, always.

Imagine if you had to do shit like this to buy a gun. Imagine if you had to run a gauntlet of people screaming at you and throwing bloody doll parts at you and telling you that you were a murderer every time you went in a gun shop. Imagine if you had to bury a ceremonial coffin at your expense for the theoretical…