Wait, the Lemonhead mascot is in this?

Hmm, I'll go, but only if I also get free popcorn. And I can sneak in to see a different movie instead.

Well, that's because they had to pay ridiculously high salaries to both Adam Sandler and the actress who played Jill.

I saw Aziz Ansari in Chicago on Wednesday, which was a lot of fun. I know that's not the weekend, but it was for me since I took Thursday and Friday off. I just really needed a break from work because it's been too long since I've had some time off.

Illinois River, probably.

An example, just because.

I still use one at my job. It's connected to one of the instruments in the lab, because nothing here ever gets replaced until it's broken, and that thing just won't die.

I've made pan pizza using that exact recipe twice before. The first time it turned out perfectly, but the second time not so much. It was still fine, but not nearly as good as the first time, and I'm not exactly sure what went wrong, although I think my kitchen was just too cold.

The Blues Brothers and Clue are my go-to movies when I'm sick or in a bad mood because they always cheer me up.

His dad is Stephen Colbert.

Yeah, I think these TV Reviews exist just because Todd wants to write about every show he doesn't already review.

Yep. I didn't think anyone would know that.

Same here. I think I played for about three hours, then lost interest. I probably should have given it more of a chance, but I realized there was no way I was going to spend 15 bucks a month on this game.

Of course he is. I didn't mean to imply otherwise.

Andy Dick supposedly dropped out of my college. But we had Richard Jenkins, though. And that's about it.

I didn't think I would like it, so I didn't even give it a chance until about three weeks ago, but I've been watching it ever since. It's so much funnier than I ever thought it would be.

Fallon interviewed Bill O'Reilly last week, and he was way too nice to the guy. I actually like Fallon most of the time, but he is far too ass-kissy. I'm hoping CBS sees they have a great opportunity to counter-program against Fallon's more traditional, non-offensive style with Colbert's more biting humor. Fallon is…

I'm getting that too. It looks like the AV Club's transformation into every other generic website is nearing completion.

"Aunt Irma"

Here's a hypothetical, just because I'm curious. What if she stopped having sex with him, and also insisted that he never masturbate, because she thinks it's a sin or whatever, and she can't be talked out of it. Everything else about the scenario is the same, minus the prostitutes. Would it be wrong for him to…