Don't take this the wrong way, but it might have actually helped your chances if you had standards. If you give off the vibe that you'll pretty much have sex with anyone, that is not attractive, at least to me. If I sleep with a guy, I would like to know he actually likes me and doesn't just see me as a walking…

I continue to be amazed at Sean's incredible Photoshop skills.

I read it the same way you did, mostly because I also thought the humor was self-deprecating. But after re-reading it, I think it's very ambiguous and should have been worded better.

You talk too much.

So, I guess I'll be watching the show that Monday and Friday, then never again.

Next Week Today with Leonard Pierce.

*looks at Saturday Night Palsy like he or she is crazy*

*Le Creu-sigh* I hate pun threads.

We'll give you a little thyme.

You have to be really skillet to come up with good puns (which clearly I'm not).

While I appreciate that Dan wants to change how sex workers are treated and viewed by society, he is going about it all wrong. Just because he believes sex work should be legal, doesn't mean that telling inexperienced, socially awkward people to go hire sex workers will make it legal or more accepted. He is…

I agree with Tyrannorabbit. It's not her responsibility to teach him a lesson. Even though she's much more sex-positive than him, it's clear she still might feel a little shame, and she needs to work through her own issues before working on someone else's. I don't think she should be wasting her time on someone who's…

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

No, dagnabbit! I said the sheriff is a n-*BONG*

I used to dislike both this scene and the ending of Holy Grail, but the more I watch the movies, the more I've come to really like those scenes.

Exactly the same here. I didn't quite understand all the jokes in Life of Brian when I first saw it (my parents are atheists), so Holy Grail was my favorite. Now I prefer Life of Brian.

Still not as much of a bag as Justin Bieber.

I think you meant to hit reply to Dr. Rubuttnik's post.

Sometimes I dream of quitting my job and opening a bakery.