They couldn’t get a murder charge to stick in Texas even after he admitted to dismembering the body using a paring knife, two saws and an axe because they couldn’t find the head. I can’t wait to see how California manages with the “We Saw Him Do It In A Movie And The Special Effects Were Super Convincing” approach.

When will WAKE UP, RON BURGUNDY! come to streamings?!

Ahem - Shazam... Which is a movie I am really looking forward to.

Driver doesn’t seem to have a problem with Ren being characterized as a doofus:

I’ve always loved him as a character, but “You’re not allowed to show him as a spoiled child” strikes me as Lucasfilm not even watching their own movies. That’s the point of the character. He’s a stunted man-child, unable to control his anger, and playing at pretensions of power because he inherited the ability to do…

The universe that the Gorillaz albums takes place in is also the same universe the original Powerpuff Girls show takes place in, and we all know that Powerpuff Girls also takes place in the same universe as Samurai Jack.

also of note it only cost 10 million to make. thing is gonna have a crazy return. blumhouse stays winning. 

Now the next trick should be getting a woman-directed horror film to break opening week records, to further confirm how idiotic Jason Blum’s comment was.

the highest opening of any other movie in the Halloween series.

They spend an hour fifteen talking about a twenty one minute episode of television, it’s a glorious train wreck 

Jearimy Bearimy is as good an explanation of universal time and the multiverse than any book I’ve read.

Woof. And somehow he looked even MORE ripped in that t-shirt. It’s a good look for him. I appreciate the show giving us shirtless Chidi for a majority of the episode. 

So that was episode writer Megan Amram playing the violin (sorry, the neck guitar), who Tahani gave $5000 to

Well it’s “Return to Murder House,” and many happy returns were to be found therein. It really feels like the series is being cancelled and the writers want to wrap up any loose ends and give every character a happy send off. The house is secured with the coven having taken it off the market. Now no one else will…

We all just chilling!

“Well, detective, I entered ‘who murdered all those people?’ into our top datanet GUI’s, but got no results. Then I got creative. I ran what’s called a ‘search’ on ‘Google.’ Look what came up.”

Like hell they are! Reboot the virus and see if you can backdoor their system with a trojan horse.

please tell me they’re going to rerun it or it’s possible to get somewhere, not on da dark web

I love that the color scheme of that “dark web” message board actually is dark.

He Eagles line was perfect. I have friends in Philly who have to mention the Eagles won. They aren't bragging they are still surprised.