“Keenan will leave. But Bernard will stay.”

Not a mention to the funniest joke of the night and the only time me and my girlfriend really laughed a lot, Kennan saying “some of us relish the opportunity to ‘become Bernard.’”

With the significant exception of “Go away! ‘Batin’!”

I can’t believe I’m rooting for a team this weekend to go to the Super Bowl because a dead character loves his quarterback. Go Bortles

(and how great was Jameela Jamil’s American accent, honestly? It would have been a perfectly acceptable time to do a comically terrible accent, but she nailed it!)

Here’s hoping Tom Brady lands in his own version of the Bad Place, losing to the one and only Blake Bortles. Though it would be Jacksonville’s great D that would do the actual Brady-torturing.

I loved how, after all the worry, both Tahani and Jason are both excellent at adapting to the Bad Place. Tahani especially was great in this episode.

Mindy and Derek’s wind-chime sex is one of the most depraved things I’ve ever had to imagine. Thanks, The Good Place!

Is that the kid from Freaks and Geeks all grown up? Good job guy!

So, you don’t get the guy who has OCD for this one? This is a weird network.

It has developed a sort of Entourage, But With Nerds pattern. Just swap out “Vince got the part” with “Pied Piper got the funding.”

Looking forward to seeing these guys finally get funded then lose the funding then get the funding...then lose the funding then...GET THE FUNDING...then lose the funding!

Sounds like it’s time to hastily publish my book, “Fire and Fury: A Collection of iPhone Photos of My Cat”.

Infamously, she leveraged her star power to get a female director (Patty Jenkins, actually) attached to Thor 2. And then Marvel fired her, burning a bridge with Portman.

The Golden Globes nominated the half season of the Will & Grace reboot as best comedy. I am guessing credibility is not their strong point.

Well, the article was three sentences long, after all. You really expect them to get trivial details like how many years ago he passed away and the name of the special right?

Bowie died two years ago.

No, that would be the Grammys.  But really, they’re all bad and fucking terrible, except for the Tonys.

I really enjoyed that movie when I was a kid but now I love it for how beautiful it looks and how good the animation holds up.