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Piñata Full of Scorpions
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I think you’ve got your timeline wrong. Ultimate Fury was made to look like SLJ just because they thought it’d be cool. It was several years later that the MCU came together.

“What does Jean-Luc Picard look like?”

Now we’ll get to learn what the N-word is in Klingon.

I guess we’re going to find out what the feet of every Trek race looks like.

Cable news, at its worst, is Fox News. At its best, it is merely worthless.

Got my letter late last week with all the info. The map is funny as hell and even the lawyers letter is snarky(but also professional).

I’ve switched my entire practice over to writing incriminating tweets for my clients. It’s the quickest growing area of practice in law at this time.

We’re so close to “TyrannosaursIn F-14s: The Movie”, I can almost taste the jet fuel.

I’m sure they have a great explanation, like stowing away inside a camper or a para-sailing accident or bonding with their estranged aunt while their parents get divorced at Christmas (for some reason).

(Come to think of it, why isn’t Bryce Dallas Howard’s character either in jail or locked into wrongful death suits for the rest of her life?)

Jurassic World 2: The Estate of Zara Smith, on its Own Behalf and on Behalf of All Others Similarly Situated, vs. Claire Dearing: The Film of a Class Action Lawsuit Brought, Pursuant to Diversity Jurisdiction, in the Northern District of California

Insecure narcissist and US President Donald Trump gives his Twitter login to one of his lawyers, letting that lawyer literally write whatever he likes under Trump’s name. The lawyer then uses this awesome power to address the world with the President’s own voice to implicate the President in a potential obstruction of

The difference is the schedule a show like Crazy Ex Girlfriend runs on compared to Saturday Night Live.

Please note that I have already included an exception for where confidential information might be stored.

“I will have you know these ain’t my pants.”

My favorite part is that by trying to prove the Post wasn’t reliable, they effectively proved that the Post is reliable.

That is the whitest response possible

The best part of Evans’ performance, though, is that Cap isn’t naive.

I’d agree, though I also think they’ve done a good job of making Cap an interesting character too. He SHOULD be a bore, but I’ve enjoyed Evans in the role and the character’s almost naive commitment to a belief in pure good and evil. Feel true to a comic book character.

Probably the best accomplishment of this movie is that it actually makes Thor the character a genuinely fun person to be around. Thor has previously had moments of fun, but on the whole, Hemsworth’s natual comedy and charm have long been crippled by confusion as to whether Thor is a responsible hero or if he’s allowed