He used to come into the restaurant i worked at in Maine as a teenager and grab ass like it was his job

I started this article thinking, “No. No way.” THEN BUSH’S PR TEAM ADMITTED IT!!

I actually had the thought this week whether there was something wrong with me that I’ve never sent a dick pic to anyone.
Like I’m in some rare minority from what I can tell.

Anyway, I’m glad we got one more chance to hate George Bush before he died. Fuck that Republican shithead.

Clearly grab-ass is inappropriate touching, but I have trouble with it being referred to by the same term (sexual assault) that encompasses grabbing the breasts or genitalia, and of course non-consensual penetration (whether with the penis, a digit, or a foreign object) of an orifice. (Cue “Lust for Life.”) I get that…

What are your thoughts on professional athletes? Writers? Actors? TV talent?

Fine, I admit it, “El Shapo” is much, much better than my “Denis the Tennis Menace”.

Shapovalov and Tiafoe would make beautiful babies... somehow.

The thing about tennis is that it’s one of the sports where raw athleticism gets less and less important as you move up in skill levels. Because of that, while Fed and Nadal might have seen dips in the athleticism department, because they are so much more skilled in certain technical areas, they still possess an…

*Misreads headline*

It’s not just me, right? Vintage Nadal and Federer is having me wonder if this year might be the last time we see the greatest rivals ever at their peak and we should consume every moment of it.

Race had less to do with it than that Sessions was getting pounded like a Pinata and some seams were opening. If he got an uninterrupted hour with her, Sessions would confess he killed Jimmy Hoffa to try to get her to stop.

That was my thought too. “Here, now the sun won’t dry your tears so quickly.”

“Retire” like from his working life. AARP card, grey hair, time share in Florida, tiny yappy dog, pants that belt just below his nipples, eating dinner at 4pm, all that.

For any non-tennis fan readers who aren’t familiar with Del Potro, yes he is the best. The. Best.

I like it. Novak is sharing boobs with the whole crowd. It’s not unlike Jesus feeding the masses with seven piddly loaves of bread. Novak has tiny boobs, you wouldn’t know that from the number of boobs everyone goes home with.

I’m gland I’m not the only one who feels that way.

This titsn’t that big of a deal. In fact, it’s kind of mammorable.