Save it for your podcast bud.

Well the initial critical reaction to Last Jedi was also positive, followed by months of every dong with a keyboard and a movie ticket whining, “but moooommmm, my Star Wars isn’t about gas gauges, no one cares about my Snoke fan theories, and these character arcs don’t fit in my narrow box of what they should be!”

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Kinda what happens after 12 years

There was the whole email situation in which his trans costars said they weren’t going to let him “ruin [their] show” prior to any of the allegations. I think they were mad a cisgendered male was playing the lead and wanted to get him thrown out. Mostly because that’s what they were saying before any allegations were…

Inviting people to a wedding but expecting them to pay for their own food that they have to bring themselves?

If you heard the smokey eye, Aunt Lydia, or softball coach jokes as jokes about her appearance, that says more about you than it does about Michelle Wolf.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

Punching up is not bullying, it’s trying to stop the guy up top from stepping on your fingers.

Michelle Wolf is absolutely the voice of bemused reason here. All these idiots pretending to be offended are making me feel like I’m finally overdosing from all the gaslight in my system

This is why people on the right and left hate this shit.

We’re only supposed to enjoy dark chocolate, because it’s not posh to enjoy things that actually taste nice. Well, fuck those fancy twats: Cadbury is the best.

Are you as hipster in real life as your comment suggests?

So by that logic you’re saying that even convicted criminals should not be forgiven or allowed to by hired for work?

Yeah but on the flipside unlike everyone else she gets a very privileged lifestyle on the public purse and the only thing she has to do in return is stand on that doorstep and hold him like the fucking Lion King for the really creepy “super fans” to stare at and remark on how beautiful he is when he looks like every…

Hockey’s enormous playoffs and half the teams getting in has always made it difficult for me to take the plunge to get fulling “in” to hockey. It just turns the already-long regular season into a glorified preseason.

They really lost me at “Secret Holmes sister who gets away with multiple murders, because reasons.”

Goddamn, I love The Philadelphia Story. Though props, of course, must also go to Jimmy Stewart (laughing just thinking about his constantly referring to Grant by his full name of "C. K. Dexter Haven!").