What?

Oh look, a white male that isn’t interested in the seeing what women and minorities have to say. Shocking.

No one died there, other than some robots.

or 2010

Kapler is tied for 1st place in the NL East, what have you achieved lately?

Your daughter doesn’t think your cool.

This isn’t Jezebel.

Please stop staring this ironically. I was being serious.

To the people criticizing Musk: What the fuck did you do to help?

Donaldson > Machado

It was irresponsible of the hugely corrupt Thai government not to wait for Elon Musk’s minisub to arrive. Rather than do what is best for the children, they decided they wanted to have the glory of rescuing the kids even though many of the top cave diving experts are saying the Thai government has chosen the riskiest…

No one has yet to find any faults in the cars built in the industrial-sized tent. I’d be happy to own a Tesla built there since apparently Musk personally supervised the construction of the production line and even slept there to help get it running smoothly once completed.

Which gets built first? The Tesla plant or a plant making Tesla-knockoffs?

“Articles” like this are why Deadspin is dying. 

Stop being scared of firearms. Like all tech, they are agnostic and not inherently evil.

And unions only have themselves to blame. You played yourself, Nolan.

Let me guess this straight, you will write about Mark Reynolds, but not the Leafs becoming GOAT? 

I thought you were joking, but he actually did claim that going down on Catherine Zeta-Jones gave him cancer. Wow.

Do you think Aryton Senna should have been banned from motorsport?

Why do you need to worry about word count for an online article?