Why the fuck has Deadspin completely ignored the Leafs becoming the best team in the NHL?

This will change your view:

Box office predictions are not looking good for this film.

“rivals like Nairo Quintana”

You’re setting yourself up for disappointment if you seriously believe Serena is clean. Just look at her physique, ffs. 

Right in the fucking article it says that it was not sexual abuse. FFS, don’t just read the headline.

“It was a brief touch,” she said. “I would not classify it or qualify it as sexual assault.”

THEY WON 52 GAMES. 52. FIFTY-TWO

He had a knife, not a gun.

Funny how it is never a fat girl getting with a fit guy. 

One person with a gun would have stopped it before anyone got hurt. 

Sorry, but I don’t see how they are refugees has anything to do with the story. Just sounds like the dude was pissed because he was made homeless, not because he wanted to hurt a bunch of foreigners. 

“conveniently forgetting that in the primaries Bernie Sanders won Michigan and Wisconsin, two states the more centrist Hillary Clinton lost in the general.”

Jonah Hill is what ruins it. It’s just not believable that a girl would be attracted to him, it’s almost laughable.

The Raptors will be a threat now that they have a new coach.

dumb gif from dumb show

There is no Bernie Ecclestone to sabotage it this time. 

And most of the B5 cast have died early deaths. Coincidence? 

Have him fight against the CIA in Central or South America.

No, he just no longer sees the point in hiding his true beliefs since Republicans have won and are set to dominate American politics for the next 40-5o years.