So you want nothing new at all? Just the same characters over and over again?

Translation: You were annoyed TLJ wasn’t a rehash of Empire.

What kind of nut thinks Deadpool 2 has been a hit?

Wait...Barry is played by the same dude that played the Fonz?

Because they are set to be one of the best teams in the NBA for the next several years.

Are you seriously comparing touching a leg with rape?

And they will still win the NL West.

Are they going bald?

Some people don’t need to be hit over the fucking head with a character’s backstory to give a damn about them. I bet you hate Seven Samauri.

You just don’t understand service to something bigger than yourself. Too many people like in the world and throughout history people like you have indirectly responsible for some of the worst crimes against humanity.

Because some people actually pay attention to a movie.

So would Christian Bale and Kevin Conroy.

None of the Jezebel writers are going to fuck you, Sam.

Insecure white male alert.

Fact: If Trump was a Democrat, Jalopnik would be telling us why this trade war is a great idea. And that’s a fact.

Here’s a lesson for you, motherfucker: Just because it’s not a big deal for you, that doesn’t mean it’s not a big deal for others.

wrong, fuck off with that “always happy medium” That’s such a privileged, healthy, white male viewpoint that it makes me WANT TO PUKE

Canadian sports media is notorious for being very pro-NHL, pro-owners, and anti-players. Bettman had practically nothing to fear and he gets asked about Quebec so often that he has a stock answer ready to go.

Liking Sonic is a sign that you’re part of the bourgeois.

How to destroy a fantasy world: Hire Rian Johnson