You’re just becoming cynical and boring. Soon you’ll be enjoying Grey’s Anatomy.

Reminds me of my time in the Army during deployment. We’d fuck around with each other all the time.

on the Wii U’s Virtual Console

F2P is here to stay. It has become the dominate model world-wide and is a business model for phone, console, web and PC games at this point.

I don’t think you know what an addiction is.

the highly-anticipated Lifetime Original Movie

No. I don’t want that fucking abomination of a game near my PC.

I don’t think they would be dumb enough to do that. Piracy on Android is piss easy. Someone would find a way to unlock the bootloader, Root it, etc. They always find a way.

Someone butter this guy, he’s on a roll.

Epic burn!

Pretty sure if you’re having difficulty having orgasm, you should see a specialist.

Why are YOU writing to Kotaku regarding your GF’s lack of orgasms? SHE needs to talk to a doctor. A lady parts doctor. Not some nerd site.

It tried way to hard to be pretentious. It ended up unnecessarily convoluted. I get what it was trying to do. Mecha anime at the point were very similar. Young MC who was “chosen” to be the pilot, etc. Many people see Eva as a prolific masterpiece. I see it as the “ tried too hard to be serious ” mech anime.

Little girls doing cute things sells. That’s where the money is.

It was pretentious. It had good mecha. That’s about it.

Sounds like you need a better computer.

It’s based on a book. You don’t get to be the MC.

Here’s a free reply for effort.

Jez has always been the annoying bitchy woman’s blog.