That's not really that beefy. Witcher 3 requires real beef.

Gunpei Yokoi was assassinated by Nintendo for leaving them and competing with them.

Were you Amish or something?

There's only one way to avoid sexually assaulting women. By going into a coma.

Ok moving furniture around or littering the place with balloons, I can see that as a prank. Actually defacing or breaking property and pissing everywhere? That's just stupid.

It's not gonna happen. It's like MMO articles and EQ/WoW

If you're too bored to review the game just stop playing it and state that. If people don't like it, then oh well.

The game. Gameplay, mechanics, etc.

I wonder how the Patriarchy is responsible for this one

Yah it's always Men's fault. Totally.

Slow news day?

Except developers are more worried about not pissing the vocal minority that standards start to lax.

I don't require games to begin with. They're a past time.

Remember when games were about gaming and having fun? Not pushing your social justice bullshit on people, not using the medium to create a narrative to support you beliefs?

People can doesn't mean they should.

You're reading too much into my comment.