Seriously! Drew jumped right to “I’d rather have it over reheated pizza.”

Yeah I was reading that thinking why the fuck are you reheating your leftover pizza?

Cold pizza is the breakfast of champions.

This whole thing feels like an attack on my childhood.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

I don’t know why YouTubers have moved to putting in a million ad breaks in their videos (I mean I know that it’s partially to get more money as the amount they get has dwindled), but at least it helped make this kid’s costume perfection.

YES! The hour-plus runtime and the ~20 ad breaks really seal the deal. It’s just enough of too much. 😂

The standard to detail is breathtaking. 

don’t take these tests, unless, of course, you want to pay a bunch of money to share your most private info with some tech company in exchange for some bogus bullshit about where your genes are from

If this pun wasn’t intended then McLevy just landed a 25lb bass without even putting a rod in the water 

I can’t believe someone who starred in San Andreas would be loyal to a fault.

I’m glad someone else noticed that.

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

Glad to see Defending Your Life given its due.. one of those movies that perfectly accomplishes what it set out to do, along with say, Groundhog Day...

Didn’t peg you for a Mustang kind of guy, Pontiac was my guess. Go figure. 

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

I have to admit; I am reaching the point where I feel it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if people shut up about Fleabag for five minutes or so. 

Weren’t all of their birthdays screwed up, too? I vaguely remember reading an article years ago that showed that none of their birthday episodes made any kind of sense. 

Looks like Trump2020 has a new slogan!