Former PGA TOUR exec here: The PGA TOUR does NOT love Augusta, in fact just the opposite. The Master’s is not a TOUR event and all it does is diminish the value of actual PGA TOUR events just like the MLB would hate it if the World Series was run by someone other than MLB. It may bring interest to golf, but it takes…

Who dat who dat

You know how everyone was shitting on Seinfeld for talking about overly PC stuff ruining shit? This is part of what he was talking about. Comedians try random shit all of the time. Yes, even in front of reporters and college crowds. A lot of times it’s garbage. Because most stuff is garbage. And they have to find the…

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

“I’ve threatened to lynch every sitting American President this decade so, please, stop trying to make this about race.”

You guys seem fucking awesome. BOOSTIYAY.

sooo all white people look the same?

You’ve left out sensors: Federation ships are very, very good at detecting stuff, while the Empire often doesn’t know what’s going on right around it. They had to send a droid down to the planet in Empire to see the Rebels, whereas the Federation could have scanned the power source from orbit or even further away.…

Pretty sure Data is far superior than the “Droids” in Star Wars. Although it depends I guess since C3PO and R2D2 have personality and that took Data longer to master.

“I got interested in her in 2008”

Who are these people who are so fucking blatant about the fact that they’re racist, sexist pieces of shit?

It fits that black monopoly is rigged against its players.

...a photo of a woman with a black eye, and the tagline, “Domestic violence. Because sometimes, you have to tell her more than once.”

Note to men (and people in general): If a woman drives up in a van and asks if you are single and doing anything tonight DO NOT GET IN THE VAN WITH THEM. That is stupid. You are not that good looking. Stop watching so much porn. Life doesn't work that way.

Does making men think they're going to potentially have sex with Scarlett Johansson constitute cruelty to animals in some way?

"Does making men think they're going to potentially have sex with Scarlett Johansson constitute cruelty to animals in some way?"