Dear Shakira and Rhianna,

I loved Sherman's comments a few days later when he called out all the "thug" commenters for just finding a new slipcover for the N word. He was 100% correct.

Yes, because a smart, strong woman hooking up with a brave, loyal good man is obviously stupid. What was Hermione thinking? Ron is POOR. And has a sense of humor. And a strong foundation of family. God Hermione is so STUPID.

Could Sam Bowie lead the Bulls to Six NBA Championships?

All these people carrying on about female sideline reporters in general and Erin Andrews in particular just keep on ignoring the elephant in the room. At a moment that cried out for an experienced, talented reporter who would have asked the penetrating questions that were needed, where was Tony Siragusa?

So unfair. The graduates of Ponce de León High can keep playing forever.

My husband worked on a Cinemax movie called "Sweet Prudence and the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot." It's pretty damn funny.

"I know the jewelry store's door was locked, and I know the alarm went off when I broke the window, and I heard it going off the entire time I was taking the jewelry, but I didn't think they were serious."

So, you're saying that MTV has actually become more educational than the learning channel? What the hell happened?

Hopefully they'll be good about it and reimburse her seven dollars.

I'm all for progressive thinking, but it's a little hard to take any article on the current state of the economy and male/female relations seriously that basically slots the "haves" into being internet-savvy Hipster folks with Instagram accounts (who implicitly voted for President Obama, given that their counterparts…

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"I'm a rules guy, unless it's not against the rules, in which case I'm a generic moralist. Whatever I am, I'm not an attention seeker as these next 25 tweets will indicate"

Hahaha. Fucking coward. Come on. Be a tough guy. Tell all the white American women here how worthless they are. I'm sure it will earn you nothing but +1's back on your home planet.

I feel like if you have to explain it, it doesn't fly. Idiomatically, the word "lovely" when applied to description of a woman in a public medium, particularly one around entertainment, reads first and foremost as pertaining to beauty. And there is the inequity: How many articles glowingly referred to Andy Samberg as…

I said it because I've hung around her a couple times and she is indeed lovely.

I took off for all of the 2012 Olympics and watched exclusively the live streaming from NBC. It had totally different commentators (thank god) and they were all amazing. I believe they were combined with BBC and sharing commentators because it was a mix of US and British accents.

I hope this doesn't give kids the idea that firing automatic weapons is cool, because make no mistake, it's very very cool.

Your actions created an environment where guy-on-Guy love was acceptable. That's just not right in my book.