not every team is even invited anymore

No.  Such women are called groupies.

Yeah, this probably won’t be cross posted to Jezebel

It’s a scam just like everything else this guy has been involved in.  I doubt he’s ever met any the supposed board members.

They have restrictions on cursing.  The dichotomy strikes me as odd.

waiting around to watch another episode of a vastly expensive TV show, one that only arrives a few times a year

I find it curious that you can lie in the Good Place

In the 80's such fairs were often connected with hamfests.  

Like they say in Hollywood, the only thing worse than producers constantly asking to see your tits is when they stop asking

far superior passer

There really is no such thing as bad publicity

The ballsy move would be to offer the Timberwolves job to Cheryl Reeve - the only coach Glen Taylor’s ever hired who won him a damn thing.

I saw every down Fields played for UGA and was very unimpressed

Still can’t figure how losing a senate race makes someone a viable presidential candidate

I’ve never had a facebook account

Honestly, I prefer Deborah Allen’s version of “Blame It On Your Heart”

Among the Frost poems now in the public domain is this one:

Star Trek style replicators

Of course.  It was founded as a “white utopia” and the state constitution banned non-whites from setting there.