After he escapes he sues Christof and the network for 30+ years of back pay...

his wife’s desire for children

While I think the baker is being ridiculous, I agree with the court on this one. Just like a professional sign maker shouldn’t be required to make signs for Westboro Baptist if he finds them objectionable, this baker shouldn’t have to make this couple’s cake.

I cried at the end of “the Dirty Dozen.” Jim Brown was throwing these hand grenades down these airshafts. And Richard Jaeckel and Lee Marvin were sitting on top of this armored personnel carrier, dressed up like Nazis...And Trini Lopez...He busted his neck while they were parachuting down behind the Nazi lines...And…

How could J.R. Smith not know the score? This is the guy who, during one game, forgot he was in the game.

Stick to sports

This is unfair to the other hardworking people on the show. ABC should have continued it without Barr. Call it “Roseanne’s Family” like NBC did with “Valerie’s Family” after Valerie Harper left her show.

That picture makes Madeline Mantock look like a giant. She’s only 5'9.

What, a Mike D’Antoni team folded in crunch time? Who could have ever predicted that?

WNBA fans don’t really do the player-hating thing as a rule. Taurasi is one of the rare exceptions. Everyone outside of Phoenix and Connecticut hates her and has since her Husky days.

it still seems like just dispensing with the NFL’s pregame flag-humping in its entirety would be a much cleaner way to handle things. The league will never do that, of course, because they can’t risk pissing off the dumbest people in America

The ending of Watchmen, the movie, was always going to be a problem. The audience all knows that the USSR ended with a whimper, barely a shot fired. Knowing that Adrian’s actions are ultimately meaningless destroys the tension. The space squid wouldn’t have solved that.

The report paints U.S. military intervention in particular as a disastrous recourse

Which one is Maya Moore?

Melissa Vandella is such a gold digger

When I was in school we needed a parent’s permission to dissect a frog that was already dead. Apparently standards have been lowered in that regard.

It’s rounded up

The Earth is flat, and also hollow

This is silly. Everyone knows Jack the Ripper was, in fact, the Loch Ness Monster