“Family Values”

Yeah, you could tell from people’s reaction when Trump humiliated him. Trump called him a pussy and the universal reaction was “You can’t *say* that.” Not one person anywhere stepped up to disagree,

Single payer is inevitable, whether you like it or not. Might as well go ahead and implement it.

Stick to sports

Everything Carol Heikkinen wrote is gold 

If only he’d done it while she was alive

How is space under US jurisdiction?

This is a trick question, right? The only possible answer is Nicki Minaj:

Or at least give some warning that this is going to be the case

Most maps are already upside down

Really. One might think the article would at least mention the guy whose job it is to get the players in position to succeed.

How far can you punt a football?

The most fun RPG sessions I’ve ever had came playing It Came From The Late, Late, Late Show

While the injuries were clearly devastating for the players, it may have been a blessing in disguise for the team. McGraw was forced to settle on a rotation early and stick with it, leading to everyone knowing their roles and performing them perfectly in the tournament.

The title game was a grind-em-out affair decided more by toughness, intelligence, and defense than the great offense of Friday’s fantastic doubleheader

That being said—and I would be delighted to get mocked for the rest of my life for getting this wrong—I don’t see this team getting past an absolutely stacked UConn team, not in this reality.

The Huskies have now lost seven straight OT games.

The first attempt at a League Of Their Own Series was pretty terrible

This UConn team is nowhere near as good as their numbers suggest. If a team can get beyond the mystique, the Huskies are beatable.

The worst one is also by Mike Myers