I’ve been thinking about this. Bruce was a terrible, absent parent to his older kids. He’s not all of a sudden a good person just because he’s transitioning. People are making him out to be a saint now.

Mr. Fox tried sexting me from work one day, and I sent this gif telling him I was hungry for his

Would be funny if it weren’t true

I fucking love the idea of using Socratic Questioning in the style of cognitive-behavior therapy in sexting. I’m just gonna ask you questions until you reach the conclusion I’d like you to reach; it’s much more salient if you’re able to get there on your own.

when she announced that Star Wars was her favorite movie followed by the geek-gasm from the audience, I laughed out loud so loudly it woke my daughter.

I would like to go on record as saying I would watch the heck out of a Baz Luhrmann Blade Runner musical.

“My labradoodle Eva Braun...” *SNORTS AUDIBLY at work, covers up with tasteful cough*

Please don’t do this. Please. You do NOT have to use every last molecule of mascara. Buy the small tubes or multi packs and discard them after two months. Staph infection, pink eye, etc. Just not worth it as a money saver and very bad advice.

Maybe you’d know the answers to these questions if you spent more time streamlining your maximalization synergies and also “hirinig.”