Who didn’t? Left Shark is a true American icon!

I liked Left Shark.

I’m really dissapointed Left Shark isn’t getting a cameo.

As a public school teacher, I love this. We are unable to be trusted to do our job and should probably be fired, but it’s a-ok for us to have guns with us all the time at work.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

Let’s be real. My preferred fancy font in high school was Papyrus. You know you loved it too.

Wait, are you saying that you clicked on an article with “Chelsea Manning” in the title, read all the way through with that same name and exclusively she/her pronouns, then promptly forgot all of that once you reached the comments section? That’s either a lie or a serious medical condition.

*she.
(Usually I feel like correcting grammar or spelling or usage on the internet is somewhere between “waste of time” and “being a pedantic ass” ... but not recognizing someone’s gender is insulting and demeaning. Transgender women are women. Please refer to Manning as “she/her”.

He was blocked by Congress (for deeply stupid and partisan reasons).

He tried but congress won’t allow him to shut it down.

Fascinating. Laughter implies what? A loss of control? A sense of irony? Fear of humiliation? Seeing a situation in two aspects: how it is and how it is being parodied? Being able to step outside of a situation? Being able to step outside of oneself?

Well-observed. There’s another curious tic: he never laughs. He gives a big fake smile that suggests, “I know this is where I’m expected to laugh,” but has anyone ever seen him spontaneously react (in a normal human way) by just busting up? Nope.

I don’t know if it’s actually agoraphobia, but I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is. On top of everything else Trump already is, I just can’t wrap my head around the way he lives his life.

“The Captain and Trump-neille” ?

Bless your heart.

That’s the joke.

Crowley issued the following statement:

Friends of mine were at that wedding, so I’ve seen other pics and the bride’s Insta. She actually just seems like a young, hipster-ish, no-fucks-given chick, so the roots and the unbothered hair styling were probably intentional. She had it quite formal, up under a veil for the actual ceremony and probably let her…