Nobody wants to admit that their might be something fundamentally hateful and broken inside of them. Nobody wants to go through the level of intense self-introspection and criticism that can help a person pinpoint why it is they feel the way the feel. Nobody truly wants to change, because true change can be painful…

If he wanted to keep up with the demand, he’d have to get cloned. Either make a genetically identical copy of himself, or train somebody in his methods and techniques. He went with bachelor number two, which ended up being Rob, though Rob no longer was one. (We’d gotten married the month before.)

beat me to it. i keep staring at that quote like

Yeah I actually find it very obnoxious that the writer thinks Amy Schumer owes anyone anything because the shooting happened at a screening of her film. I’m sure she feels bad enough without someone pressuring her about this.

I’ll give Amy Schumer credit for taking her responses slowly. One tweet just after the shooting, saying that she was “heartbroken” by it, and then this one. It sounds like she may actually be doing research and putting some thought in to how best to respond.

Just say no to Raccoon Eyes.

Hire someone, girl. Go the the Clinique counter at the mall if necessary.

Oh god Kristin Bell. That is the sweetest thing.

I still can’t bring myself to read “Watchman.” Too many questions about how it came to be published.

Thank you! I’m always amused by my own wit, so I agree with you. That said, it’s a really obscure reference for today’s young people who only. know him as Fitz. I'm just relieved there's at least 8 others out there who understand it. :)

Does Tony Goldwyn have an alibi?

I feel like this post may be somewhat drink-influenced.

i am SO GLAD Tony decided to give Ina some shine. If I found out he had beef w her I’d probably jump the Bourdain ship completely.

Team Bourdain. (yes apparently some people are team Fieri ...)

Thank you. This is precisely how I feel about GSAW. Everything about its release is fishy and I don’t want to participate in it. The manuscript has been around for a very long time. If Harper Lee had wanted it published, she would have done it by now.

Nooooo....

He’s also the original golden gun

Dear Death,

He is killing it in Penny Dreadful. 19th century, Texan accent Josh Hartnett can get it.

He’s surprisingly good on Penny Dreadful, though that may be because the character was written to fall right in the sweet spot of his acting skills.

Please tell her Sprochete says STOP IT and give her a copy of Little Birds or other literary erotica.