What the fuck is JLo wearing? Who told her to do that? Are we allowed to cuss on here?

yes. Many people who know me just never took it seriously when I was in a very emotional and dysfunctional relationship because I have been deemed the "strong" and "smart" woman. This was a man who convinced me to leave behind a good job, great friends and comfortable living to move in with him 4 hours away from…

absolutely it was a satire. It was one of the only smart and funny moments of the entire show. Her accent is always exaggerated, her hair is dyed dark for her show, everything she does it to poke fun of Hollywood stereotypes (women + Hispanic). I think it's great she is successful, pretty and witty enough to be in on…

The Axnesses. Does she match her aqua hombre hair to her baby scarf on a daily basis? That is way more high maintenance than she probably would like to admit.

"it's the ashes of their former innocence." That's some good nose candy. Great writing!

Very interested to read your post tomorrow.