god i fucking hope cameron's shit won't stick to golden age books. sci-fi movies are occasionally good, but they're just icing on the cake. sci-fi is a literary genre above all else. you think iain m. banks' culture series could ever fit on celluloid? or justice done to the hyperion cantos? not a goddamn chance.…

once me and a girlfriend were driving 3 hours to see !!! and O.U.T.H.U.D. we broke up on the way. the singer from !!! got in my face with a megaphone because i wasn't dancing. having a megaphone must be cool.

haha one time i was recording and i told the engineer i wanted it to sound "muddy as fuck," while playing a strat. it turns out, with enough distortion, delay, and reverb, any guitar can sound muddy! but, yeah, "warm" is overused to the point of meaninglessness. i love tube amps and vinyl, but don't try to sell me on…

oh, i'll fuck with an ibanez no DOUBT!

good luck finding a web page that isn't running on a linux server. i guess there's hotmail.

linux will always win. especially anything with LXDE.

yeah, MS mostly has enterprise on lock. well, not servers or embedded, but the desktop market. linux is fun for personal use though.

you guys, linux. also, this: http://www.oldversion.com/w…

paint.net is a good replacement. it's basically the same thing. but if you want MS Paint, you can always just save the executable while it's still there. although . . . may i tempt you with some linux?

one time i came home, walked to my room, looked across the hall, and saw my roommate's dad smoking weed and play smoke on the water. that guy knows what's up.

yeah, teles are bright as fuck. gibsons really do sound warmer than fenders. it's their thing. the fender sound. i only fuck with metal guitars, personally. jackson, esp, etc. floyd rose is a must. you mean the guitar will actually stay in tune? i'm in!

they forgot "play scales really fast."

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is feminist as fuck and way funnier than UKS. No contest.

say what? can we get a transcript?

do people say "the EL" in chicago? i lived there for a bit, but i was VERY subculturally segregated. and racially! all the white anarchists got kicked out of pilsen in 2010 (read: pushed into bridgeport). it was nuts. anyway, "the El" . . . it makes sense in some neighborhoods but i was a southsider for sure so i…

well then i either am or am not a member of generation x.

i don't know about xennials, but i do feel that i'm stuck between two more well defined groups. when did gen x end, anyway?

In high school, I did a semester long photography project that solely consisted of nice healthy lookin turds in toilets.

maybe i've stumbled onto something!

hey man, all kinds of bands can just wank the night away!