All of these pictures assume you have lots of hair to do something with!

Looks like Michonne cosplaying as Captain Jack Sparrow ...

To be fair, I like all of my beverages at room temperature (water, wine). I taste more of the flavours that way. Well, not in the water....I just don't like cold water.

What Budweiser didn't realize is that their humor was irrelevant, since it was focused on beer drinkers, and their product technically isn't beer. True beers are made from boiling grains to express their carbohydrates and subtle flavors into the water, forming wort, which is then fermented and filtered. Budweiser's…

I have been loving this vessel for my beverages... vacuum insulated

I can't pour my beer into a glass; it spills when I go around corners, or hit the brakes really hard.

Whoa — who made you the King of Shit Mountain? Your opinion may mean everything to you, but it means JACK SHIT to us. Take your judgemental bullshit and fuck right off.

I also prefer my beer at room temperature...

I actually need the foam - the koozie isn't so much as to keep the beer cold as to keep it from from sliding all over the boat (and then, heaven forbid, spilling). Though I guess you could add some sticky stuff to the bottom of this... if it can stand up to seawater. Or put a koozie on this koozie!

Kind of hard to enjoy drinking beer from a glass when you're out on the lake, by a pool, or somewhere else where glass is either impractical or not allowed. That, and since it could pass for a water bottle or travel mug, it must make discreet drinking and driving a breeze.

Exactly, I don't quite see the point. I'm not a chugger, I live in a place where it's HOT during the summer, and I drink beers that deserve to be enjoyed, but I still don't need a koozie unless I'm grilling.

Are people having a hard time drinking their beer before it gets warm?

Account number, billing date, customer's name, the complete balance and the details of the services. All the information one need to illegaly access to the customer's account and fuck things up! Good thing you hid the address Fwweee!

actually i do that because i cant recall numbers and because who the fuck has a fucking pen and paper these fucking day. WTF?

A tangent. Can we stop using 'seen from space' as a descriptor? Today's downward-facing spaced-based cameras have a resolution Kirk's Enterprise would have killed for. And those are just the commercially available ones.

Whatever it takes!

I have mine on top of a table so I can get a better signal. The only concern I would have about this solution is that the router would get hot...but maybe poking a few holes for ventilation would do the trick.

Did Harry Potter not happen?

I didn't say glasses would never work. I said these would never catch on, and I've been saying that since the beginning. Hardly anyone wants to sacrifice their vanity for technology, that's human nature. Thus why smart watches are not ubiquitous yet.

Or....just buy 2 pizzas.