You try moving in the pocket with Jon Grduen humping your leg all night.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

Funny how the wheel turns on these deals.

Hair is a remarkably important icon for black culture in America. When Don Imus talked about “nappy-headed hoes”, part of the reason that was so offensive was that hair has been a cultural touchstone for the black community, and using it as a cudgel to bludgeon black people is abhorrent when you look at the context.…

This is just so ignorantly, stupidly racist. This is his natural hair. This isn’t a “style” anymore than my long straight hair that grows naturally that I do nothing to is a style. It’s called just being human. It’s legit the equivalent to saying, “I just happen to think black skin tone is ugly” as if that somehow…

Or how about not criticize a American for wearing their hair naturally

“Why doesn’t Muhammad Ali shut his dumbass uppity mouth and just fight?”

So....a black guy wearing a natural is stupid.

You do realize you’re saying the way his hair naturally grows out of his head is stupid.

Anonymity allows people to show their racist, hateful asses? It’s almost like we’re talking about the internet instead of the NFL.

HAMNO DA GAWD. In all seriousness, the only good thing about the Gawker implosion is Hamilton Nolan articles on Deadspin and the mayobaby, diaper-clad commenters demanding that he “STICK 2 SPROTS.”

American Kinja Warrior.

Clearly this is just Occam’s Kinja account trying to spam-promote his Razors.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

Back in MY day the Ice Bowl was played on real ice. Concussed or maimed players were used as battlements.

I don’t plan on being assistant groundskeeper my whole life.

About the paralysis around do-I-quit-or-do-I-not. You spend so much time worrying about what other people are going to think. What are they going to think of me, how is it going to look, when I’m the only one at this fancy fundraiser/wine tasting/birthday party/whatever with a seltzer instead of a glass of wine in my…

“He died doing what he loved.”

It’s a dildo in a figure skating outfit with a cape stabbing a bull in the neck.

RIP Victor “China Shop” Barrio