I had a couple friends in HS who worked at a quick-lube place, and I am sure those clowns would have just pushed the Impala out into the lot to "burn-off naturally." I knew very early on that I'd be changing my own oil.

BMW makes turbo components from anti-matter, so not only does it weigh nothing, it actually makes the car weigh less....and its necessary, because you will have a Brake Assistant and a Start-Off Assistant riding with you the entire time.

Easy. Golf GTi Mk1 '76.

I thought they were all brown.

I'd be much more concerned with the number of PRESCRIPTION drug abusers, which I have a hunch is much more prevalent.

Never forget the bow-hunting expedition when we found 3 VW Rabbit Diesels nestled together and dying in the woods......must've been "field cars" or whatever. Completely done........They were all 78 to 80 diesels, round headlights.

I see #6 still leaves room for my plethora of "granola" jokes. Niiiice. Moving on...

Not without the badgeless grille brah

Unfortunately, as my grandpappy liked to say, "Every dame looks better in front of a white Datsun."