This X 1000. I’m walking through the institute figuring out for myself all the shady crap they’re doing but yet the game never let me dive into or call people out on it despite me being the friggen CEO of the corporation. All of a sudden they tell me I have to kill two other groups and the game ends, never seeing what…

At least the NBA has a process in place. 1 game per each fight at which you were held at gunpoint.

I don’t agree with you on who should be Miami’s next coach. Daniel Tosh was born in West Germany. Cheating is not in his blood.

Slow day?

They’re going to be doing every Browns game the rest of the season basically.

They let more slide and let the players, you know, play. The NFL coaches the officials to call way too much shit and look for a penalty on every goddamn play to ‘protect’ their players, which is a joke in of itself.

What makes this gold is that if you watch every Browns game, this person is the same person who hangs a sign that says “12-4 starts today!” When the Browns are 0-4. Or eventually “8-8 starts today” when they are 1-8”. The season is so bad now they can't even make that pathetic sign.

Looks to be coming along better than Smite already

But they all wear the same issued gloves, and nobody else makes these difficult of catches. So no, ODB doesn't have magic gloves.

But Peyton was still winning even with a noodle arm and straw legs.

The fact he never made first team all NBA kind of hurts him.

They were in Boston, it was clearly Antoine Walker.

Gabe is driving a Porsche in the commercial. Porsche was founded by Ferdinand Porsche in 1931. There’s 3 syllables in Ferdinand. HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED.

Manziel threw for like 400 vs Pittsburg

I’ll tell you exactly why the officiating is getting shittier. The NFL is scrutinizing the officials to ‘protect our players’, and look for pass interference, unnecessary roughness, defenseless receiver on every goddamn play that makes some of these games borderline unwatchable. The officials are human beings and…

“While trying to stop the missiles from wiping the remants of humanity from off the map, it becomes clear you can’t stop all the missiles. Thus, the player must choose where the missiles land.”

I was watching him last year against the Browns pose for 10 seconds after every first down and I actually thought to myself.

In space though...infiltrating Star Destroyers and making a bombing run on the Death Star.

Considering bears have notoriously filthy mouths filled with horrible bacteria. He’s probably dead already.

It’s amazing to think how people reviewed this game after playing it for a week. There’s no way they even experienced 10% of what the game offers and yet it was still critically acclaimed. I'm still trying to finish the story!