Black Bolt, is that you?

The guy in the yellow jacket looks like if someone threw Micheal Cera into the Multiplicity machine and the copy that came out was the one who really likes pizza.

"The Sports Assholes with Chris Christie and Skip Bayless! Coming this fall to Fox Sports! Fuck you!"

I hope I can log onto Facebook for one last "I told you so and Fuck you" before the end.

I'd gladly give up all those articles about bacon for a return of Dispatches From Direct-To-DVD Purgatory.

Now I'm picturing Jesse putting on gloves and listening to Strawberry Letter 23 on the car radio before going into the theater.

"BY GAWD, KING! THAT'S SHAWN MICHAELS MUSIC! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!"

You almost made me spit out my coffee. Being 24 hours away from the Hellmouth opening I needed the laugh.

"That darn Kremlin intern hasn't finished writing my address yet. Chop-chop, Yuri!"

What did Putin's five fingers say to Democracy's face? SLAP!

"LOOK OUT, EVERYONE! THE DARKEST TIMELINE IS SPREADING!"

"Only the YUGEST exploding bullets for Wal-Mart. Believe me."

Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind is thankful for that.

He was refering to those notorious hoodlums Rodney, Pete Gas, and Joey Abs: The Mean Street Posse.

The self-awareness is weak in this one.

Sad!

"When the change was made uptown and Small Hands fucked the land"

He's a racist who's hot for his daughter. No wonder the hillbillies love him.

STUBFINGAAAAAAA! *wah-waaaaah-wah*

At least our new dirty Commie overlords can make nerd movies simiar to American nerd movies. Maybe Soviet slavery won't be so bad after all.