And jesus. Don’t forget the jesus. Don’t threaten the jesus in texas with your non-jesus ways even if other non-jesus ways are okay because hypocrites.

Governer: So what all is Tesla trying to do?

C’mon now. Teslas are mechanical devices. Mechanical devices break.

Can we treat the man like a human being? The number of issues and events that he has to have opinions and responses about must be innumerable. Is it really his fault that the intern briefed him incorrectly about what his position is supposed to be on this issue?

“Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! What’s that? Your county voted to ban fracking? Nah, state’s handling that now.”

Starting a car project on a sunday when you need to use the car to get to work Monday. Never a good idea.

Ive seen Rick Perry a number of times throughout the years as recently as a couple weeks ago - no amount of glasses can make that asshole smarter.

Maybe he needs some “smart glasses” like Rick Perry?

#corrections

Or getting the right tool that’s made by Harbor Freight. Keep your receipt. Goddamn bearing puller.

Thinking the basic tools you have on hand can stand-in for a specialized tool. Seriously, Autozone will lend you tools, for free. If you are going to put in the effort, do it right.

Hands down it’s underestimating the time it will take you to complete a job. My rule of thumb is to think of everything that could go wrong, factor that time in, and then double it. Whether it’s a part that you didn’t realize you would need, a tool you don’t quite have, or a nut you’ll strip...you will be under the…

Not using jack stands. That’s way too dangerous to forget about, or not know about.

They make cars for him, little company called Lexus would be happy to sell him a ES350 or LS460.

5th: I will continue to think of Elio as Vaporware until I see production models on the street.

Woo doggy. Somebody made a lot of money off this deal.

Elio got 19m out of crowdfunding? What the hell?

Neutral: Can the Continental succeed in America? It can. But the whole Lincoln brand needs an overhaul. FoMoCo has done to Lincoln what they did to Mercury, and eventually ended up being the reason it got killed off. Consumers want something different, not just a Ford with a waterfall grille and leather. Even if the…

Or is that kind of cushy American luxury past its expiration date?