And all the young audience members nodded their heads in agreement to his platitudes about outreach and understanding, and then they left the auditorium, graduated, moved to one of three cities, wasted their votes in 90% Democratic districts, and lost the House of Representatives and the presidency for another 50…

(unintelligible screaming)

It’s the same mindset that causes idiots to voluntarily not use their vacation days because they have such a better work ethic than you, bro.

Won’t Gorsuch give his Dump Daddy a blowjob and say California’s being a big jerkface, though?

Seriously. I failed to do all of that before putting on pants this morning. What a shrub.

Guys, so serious, Breitbart is imploding today after Sessions announced they’re going after Assange. It’s so, so, so, so, so much fun!

But Donald Trump is not Catholic, he should not be meeting with the pope. He has zero business with the man, there’s no point in them meeting. What the hell would they even talk about?

Not enough of a fuss has been made about Ivanka going to Berlin for the W20 summit. She has no qualifications to work in policy, international law or norms, diplomacy, or women’s rights. She has no reason to be the representative for our country, other than being the daughter of the president. She is not a fucking…

Trump said that he’s “looking forward to meeting the pope,” next month.

This is especially amazing because it’s historically impossible for there to EVER have been a 39-star flag; the Dakotas were states 39 and 40 and they were admitted on the SAME DAY.

the 29 that went for him in the election along with the angst, confusion, frustration, indifference, fanaticism, ignorance, naivete, fear, cowardice, and being a fucking racist asshole.

I clicked play before the warning and I am not joking his song legit triggers my ptsd rage. It is the song track of the worst year of my life.

So, on the subject of FOIAs, who wants to do a FOIA on the process of getting rights to use that song?

But I think you just can’t exclude people who disagree with us on one issue.

This is EXACTLY why I didn’t trust Bernie from day 1.

“I am not a racist.”™

I think the series should’ve ended with the previous episode. This one... was mostly blah.

I was at the garage today (and ended up having to buy a whole new set of tires- yay) and CNN was on. I seriously forgot how annoying it was to hear 45's voice. I usually just read the transcripts of whatever dumb thing he has said- but it was on the TV in the waiting room and I couldn’t avoid it. So much yelling and…

what pisses me off about this is the whole employee transfer thing. that united would rather 1) offer $3200 for people to disembark to save, what, $2000 flying the employees on another airline? and very obviously 2) beat the fucking shit out of a guy and settle the inevitable multi-million dollar lawsuit that results…

What’s worse are the losers spending their day defending those policies all over these articles.