What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

“Gals”

ahem, i think it was six pages of the bill, but your point stands ;)

ALSO THE 12 POOR PEOPLE WHO WIN THE LOTTERY EACH YEAR NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MEDICAID ASAP AND ALSO PAY BACK MONEY

THANK YOU he looks like what would happen if an attractive guy’s face melted for about 2 minutes and just stayed like that.

I swear if every one of these shitweasels just dropped dead tomorrow morning, I would not ask questions. Not a chance in hell I’d look a gift horse like that in the mouth. Are you there God? It’s me. I’ve got a birthday coming up in a month or so...

Ya see, this way the poor will be well motivated to become rich.

Yeah, just like I’m on a temporary break from working out.

“until we know what is happening.”

Hmmm...alternative theory:

Senator Graham, if you discover there was no wiretap will you ask for the President’s resignation?

It’s not. He’s supposed to preserve all of them because of the public records act for any tweet related to official business.

Kushner is in up to his eyeballs. Adam Khan (@Khanoisseur) is one who is digging deep.

This has happened in the last 2 days: It came out that Sessions had 2 meetings with the Russian Ambassador during the campaign, then lied about it under oath to the Senate (that part’s the felony).

I didn’t think I could dislike that little reptilian any more than I did already. My only consolation is knowing that deep down he probably hates himself just as much. 

That can’t be right. It’s been at least 8 years, at least, hasn’t it?

“nothing burger”

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Remember kids, diversity is just code for #WHITEGENOCIDE!!!

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