That’s adorable. What I like most about Bernie Sanders supporters is their love of quoting bullshit, magical thinking polling numbers to prop up their confirmation bias. It was cute when you guys were doing it to delegitimize the ass kicking your chosen candidate got in the primaries. It’s even cuter when you do it…

Your comment is emblematic of how he (and you) got us where we are today. Thanks for playing.

By ripping off Hillary’s mask to reveal a lizard person underneath? By boldly proclaiming he wouldn’t submit to Lizard Rule? By raising the dead and healing the sick through a simple touch to the forehead? Huh? HUH??

I know I probably shouldn’t have commented on the article at all, but I’m just so sick of the leadership in this country (Bernie Sanders/Ted Cruz included) turning everything into a goddamn reality show where we pick sides, create meme-able sound bites, and turn off critical thinking skills. From the looks of the…

What irks me about Bernie is he purposefully spent his entire career spurning the Democrat label despite caucusing and voting with Democrats the overwhelming majority of the time. He purposefully marginalized himself within the Democratic Party by refusing to identify as a Democrat. But then he comes out of nowhere…

also you attracted the Bernie cult. so. there’s that.

the person who responded to you immediately below just lost their fucking shit. like, i’m here cackling over how much of an overreaction it was.

Both these guys can go fuck themselves. I’m so tired of Bernie Sanders remaining at the forefront and everybody making believe he played no role in getting us to where we are today.

Ugh, this isn’t Bernie kicking off a campaign for 2020, right? He’s too old?

I was happy about this and then I realized it’s the only good thing to happen so far in 2017. And we’re a month in. So.

Yeah, but in the meantime several rich assholes will get richer. So it’s worth it.

You know what the thing is that pisses me off the most? The US is gradually becoming less and less reliant on oil for power. In ten years or less, that pipeline is going to be utterly useless. But you know what would probably be very handy: A water pipeline, so that the Great Lakes states could sell water to the…

So she is this tweet IRL?

Well while we’re talking about yuge fuckups, here’s a Syrian family who voted for Donald Trump expressing shock and dismay at their family members being deported.

We ain’t taking this lying down,

Um, maybe I missed when it happened over the past 8 years but when did the US military fall into such disrepair that it required rebuilding?

I feel like I’m losing my mind.

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican

Mayors should be clear. If Trump attacks their city and threatens to strike federal funds for protecting their own citizens, then the city will not provide any form of police protection for a Trump visit. After all, they need to save that money now.

“Voting for the lesser of two evils is still evil.”