Yes. It’s amazing—I honestly keep thinking perhaps this is an altered timeline, that some evil scientist came back from the year 2100 and made this happen. It just feels like the universe is fundamentally broken in some way.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Setting his views aside, his goddamn name: Jeffrey Beuregard Sessions III, even SOUNDS like he’s a fucking plantation owner in the Antebellum South.

No, no. It’s a huge factory farm kind of thing, with overcrowded cages full of beautiful bouncing babies, waiting to be slaughtered by evil sex-having witches.

No. The abortion industry collects dismembered toddler parts they fuse together using black, feminist sorcery into a giant, evil, Voltron baby which will crawl across the land eating Christians as if they were Gerber’s stewed carrots.

jeezus that photo really captures what sanctimonious, smarmy shits they all are.

If PA turns totally red again, you’re welcome to come to MD. Sure we currently have a republican governor, but it would be political suicide for Hogan to try to pull the same crap that the red states are doing. 

Welcome to the race to the bottom.

I want to hear that response, too. (In fact, I’m stealing the question to use elsewhere.)

Tell them that McDonald’s is just a factory made to produce hot hamburgers. Therefore, McDonald’s workers are pretty much factory workers. See what they say.

It’s because they don’t think it’s fair that someone that works at McDonald’s should make the same as them in a “real job,” completely ignoring the reality that maybe the problem is that everyone at certain levels of employment is vastly underpaid.It’s so frustrating.  

Don’t worry those same red voters about to lose their jobs will find a way to blame it on some brown people.

That’s the part that I never understand - the GOP said they were going to do this. They ran on doing this. They won on that platform. So how do voters think that they won’t do it?

“Fancy dress” for the average Trumper means Kohl’s.

I googled Dress Shop, and apparently most places which fall under that label are specialty shops for weddings. So this clarifies a lot. Donald assumes that women will be pouring into DC hoping to marry him, because this is how his mind works.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

It’s like badmouthing Apple products on Gizmodo. I still get notifications from people telling me I’m an idiot and should accept Apple as God.

Read the comments on an article posted on Facebook. Some mirror exactly that, and others - I can’t believe I’m forced to type this - were saying he didn’t mock the reporter’sdisability, he was talking with his hands. Or he wasn’t mocking his disability just the reporter. FFS, I lost brain cells. If you mock a person…

So what is she saying - bend over and let Trump do whatever he wants and keep your mouth shut because morons might take offense? Or stop being so uppity and intelligent? This stooping to the lowest common denominator only gets you lower.

He literally said her father wasn’t a war hero because he was captured.