History book: “Donald Trump became the first President ever impeached while being sworn in as President.”

Donald Trump cares about wack people.

Plenty of room because they don’t have humanity, empathy, compassion, logic, common sense, intelligence, humility, hearts, hair or dicks.

It’s a Turdis?

This arrogant POS will be lucky if he can finish one term and hopefully the lesson learned will prevent another - for awhile.

I was rereading a portion of The Handmaid’s Tale, and she talks about hoping that whatever a woman was carrying was a baby. Could be an unbaby, or a pinhead, or born with the snout of a pig, they got rid of the machines that detected those things, and you couldn’t get rid of it anyway, so what’s the point in knowing?…

suck it up and take it like a man, woman. If a man got this news he’d be back at work, this is how equality works.

More like a million bucks, apparently.

Yeah, “mental health of the mother” is not something they’ll make an exception for. Because lololol mental healthcare isn’t something we give a shit about!

So if you’re at 22 weeks and they find that the fetus is pretty much a brainless blob that will probably die during a long and painful birth, you just have to suck that shit up? Fuck these people.

Handmaiden’s tale, it begins...

Nice. Now he can pat himself on the back with how he “compromised.” The Heartbeat Bill was merely a distraction.

(And unless it gets dismantled in the process, challenging the Electoral College in this particular way could also leave us with the dangerous precedent of electors trying to independently decide who gets to be president.)

Hahahahaha, owning a home! Our cheap IKEA plates have served us just fine when we’be crowded a bunch of people into our 1-bedroom apartment that we rent for more than my parents’ mortgage on their 4-bedroom house.

You know what I just realized? Of course we’re going to go to nuclear war. Trump can’t see that kind of power and not use it. Besides he’s one of only maybe a handful of idiots who think they could “win” a nuclear war. And that everyone else since Truman has just been too big a pussy. And you know, if we all die in a…

“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
“But honestly, your children are going to die in a nuclear fire the likes of which you could never imagine. Just...The. Best.”
*Audi…

Fresh Market’s a lot better than a “cut-rate Whole Foods”. I’d rather shop there than Whole Foods, most of the time. Better produce, better meat, better baked goods, better cheese selection. Less overall selection tho. They’re both good, and they’re both way too expensive to be worth shopping at much.

Ascot guy: “I say old chap, they’re now selling discount free-range escargot. How garish! This is what Trump has wrought upon the proletariat! The scoundrel!”

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.