"I call this one the Shell-Shocker"

Telenovela's usually don't run very long. They're short, and that's kinda part of the appeal

I'm of the opinion that the Hollywood Handbook guys can do no wrong

Damn. I was excited to see the special, too. I think they're doing the right thing, though

Dario is hosting this? LADDDER MATCH

Or, we come on 15 minutes late to The Undertaker's theme, with the fog machine smoke replaced with the smoke of the dank. The show finally begins 30 minutes after it was supposed to.

If I ever escape Virginia and head to LA, I'll be sure to check it out.

If I ever end up following my dreams and becoming a stand-up, I would love to open up for Ron Funches. We share so many similar interests. I love him

Bob, David, and Brian, actually. Like, I was fucking shocked.

I picked up an autographed copy of "Hollywood Said No" at the bargain book bin in my local grocery store for $3. that was a lucky day

There's not one, but TWO Jawa Sandcrawler playsets. Were the Jawa's really that popular?

Actually great job

I came out after my mom came into my room at 2 AM as I was sleeping. She said she looked through my internet history and asked if I was gay.

KRISTEN STEWART AS QUEER BOND IS ALL I WANT IN THIS WORLD

Damn. The scene where they murder the printer with baseball bats would have been so brutal.

No Hollywood Handbook, no deal.

I STAND BY MY POST.

I wish nobody was watching this show. I wish with all my heart

That would be amazing

*honks crotch*