I’d take back every nasty and probably a bit misogynistic thing I ever thought about her and give her a tip of my hat if she would troll the world one last time by being buried in a blue dress from the Gap.

What about what, exactly? That people asserting this loss is about “the rich” always winning is sort of funny given that Bernie had more money to spend than Biden up through the part of the race where Bernie was competitive? Yes, that shit’s fucking hilarious. I picture Bernie watching Super Tuesday results roll in to…

A hallmark of populist movements in general, and the left wing in particular, is their belief that the path to winning elections is by doubling down on your play. The more illiberal elements of those movements (the Dirtbag Left, and I’d also say Jezebel/Splinter and even the Root) tend to encourage this they think…

If there was one moment that made me not want to vote for Bernie, it was his choice to react favorably to Joe Rogan.

“Peepaw” is weird but infinitely preferable to “daddy”

And yet we all know many of them wouldn’t have because a Presidential Primary contest being ongoing is absolutely  the reason many of them would have bothered to go to the polls.

It would not surprise me to see more of Sanders’ supporters run and win in districts all over the country,

Who don’t spend as much money on their campaign as the guy who’s not quite as rich?

The problem with that theory is that any attempt at a coup wouldn’t end in victory. At this point all it would do is create dissension that would help Trump.  This is of course why Liz Warren would never try it, even if it were possible.

I think the real reason Trump’s so mad at the CCP is that he’s jelly at all the tools they had at their disposal to keep the public from knowing the truth of their incompetence and mismanagement of the response to the pandemic. Dude probably has wet dreams about being able to jail April Ryan and Jim Acosta, and gets…

When the economy improves, it’s likely your employer will announce a reinstatement of the old match rate. If not, Renfro says it’s worth bringing up. “You don’t have to be confrontational, but encourage coworkers to mention it as well,” he advised. “Employers know that matching contributions are a serious part of…

Of course, in the case of Wal-Mart, there’s probably a good argument it is essential.  Most of them have full blown grocery offerings that are priced competitively if not lower than even the large national grocery chains.  The fact that this is for reasons that maybe aren’t so great sure seems like it takes a back…

The estate of a guy who used to pork teenaged girls wanted to make money?

In Pennsylvania a man distraught after losing his job shot his girlfriend nonfatally, saying beforehand: “I already talked to God and I have to do this.”

Of course it’s Mississippi.

Naw.

Thank you, that is all. This post was brought to you by “my god I need to get out of my fucking apartment for a second.

And yet the fact that there is a Presidential primary with multiple candidates still on the ballot is absolutely going to drive turnout higher than it needs to be.

This is not a situation where you call a dream expert.  What you do is you wake up, pretend you never had that dream, do whatever is necessary to get it out of your head up to and including washing your brain out with bleach, and whatever you can’t manage to forget you stuff deep down inside in the same place as all…

There are important things on the ballot in mid-term primaries too yet turnout drips dramatically because people care far more about the outcome at the top of the ticket. If that were fully settled, it absolutely would shrink turnout.