Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

Over time, I'm sure the numbers will show that three games among the top four teams is somehow worse than one.

Well the journalists above were convinced enough to dismiss the idea based on a sample size of 0 games.

I understand wanting to use tear gas on OSU fans as a general principle, but c'mon, you at least have to let them fuck up before you do it.

I starred you for the amazing metaphor, not necessarily the sentiment.

The fanboi parade continues all the way down to Northern California. The last five years everyone in the Bay Area thinks this is Eugene. The only thing keeping it from getting too crazy is that they can't paint their cars in Nike State colors because they change every week.

Your tears, they taste so good.

I live in Portland and trust me, this is for the betterment of society. You don't want to live in a world where the Ducks have a national championship. It's like Yankee fans minus the history of championships.

They should think about winning their own conference, then maybe they'll get a chance.

Concern trolling at its finest. Kudos, sir.

Oregon soft as hell. Credit to OSU, who completely reversed the role of their recent championship games, and made it looked like they were men playing against boys (just like it was in '07 and '08 at their expense).

"I care about something on a car that I will NEVER buy because it will cost as much or more than my personal dwelling. That one detail that I want to nitpick will actually have no influence on any actual potential buyer, but I will complain about it because every car ever made in the history of these great United…

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

MPGs? Really?

Wow, y'all are really making a splash with these inaugural posts. The body horror about the triplets, the crazy incoherent vanilla extract post, and now this nice little bit of hateful ageism in what is essentially a bogus news story crafted specifically to allow nasty comments about non-Millennials:

If you can't think of a use for a pocketable, desktop OS computer that can plug into any HDMI compatible display, then this is obviously not for you.

But there's definitely a ready market out there.

Like the article states, this has huge applications for business and schools. It's super convenient for meeting/conference rooms where you're demoing something, and need something compact that can fit in your pocket with the demo software on it. Just plug into an HDMI port on the display in the room and away you go.

No, it has nothing to do with being American, that's the only part of your comment that makes any sense. As free humans, living in democracies that uphold freedom of speech, we have the right to make stuff which people may find offensive. And the offended parties have a right to respond with words. No one has the…